Seconds before the airplanes wheels touching the runway at Newark, I looked out the window and saw a giant, blue building with “IKEA” on it. Right next to the runway.
Then on landing in Phoenix, the commercials on the screens were for Legoland.
God damn, Scandinavian things are everywhere I go. Just when I thought I was no longer in Denmark.
Danish Pastries now are called Roses of the Prophet Mohammad!
Dear lord. I am in tears laughing at this. They stole our stupid ideas! INFIDELS!
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