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FUCKING GAME FUEL

This is like Limewire, after a few drinks I can feel my stomach lining burning off and I’m probably bleeding inside because of it. It tastes good but Code Red is still the best soda ever.
I found “Xtreme Potato Chips” at Frys Electronics last week. Jeez I leave the country for 2 years and find […]

Welp

October 2nd at 11:00am Copenhagen time I leave to move back to Phoenix.
=D

Ooooh.

Hey it’s Friday.

The funny ended a year ago. Wait, they weren’t that funny then either because everyone said them, and… hold on, they weren’t funny. So even though everyone said them, none of it was funny to begin with so it was a cesspool of crappy jokes and facts.
In fact, adding Chuck Norris facts or jokes to […]